MTG: Like Jesus Before Him, Trump Too Is Mocked

Promising to “speak so plainly even Babylon will understand me”, Marjorie Taylor Greene this morning said she “wanted to remind people that Christ was also mocked before he set up his own political movement?”

“Both men,” she said, “spent 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. Jesus in the desert and Donald Trump on Twitter”.

The congresswoman for Georgia’s 14^th congressional district, said she took it as “a badge of honour that, like those two great pioneers, I too have been ridiculed”.

“As everyone knows,” she said, “Jesus grew up in ancient Arabia? A once proud country that had been overrun by immigrants. But what many people don’t realise is that just before he was stoned to death by the Mexicans – simply for using soap? – he started a little known movement called ‘Make Arabia Great Again’. Sadly, this great cause died with him. And that is why we know so little about him today?”