Trump Claims Conspiracy To Prevent Him Winning In November

Former president Donald Trump alleges he has evidence of an “elaborate conspiracy” to keep him from retaking the White House in November. “But this well financed and sinister plot will not succeed in preventing the return of your once and future king!”

He also alleged the “secretive cabal” behind the planned coup, “has operatives in every state and county”.

Later, a Fox newsreader relaying news of the allegations was so overcome by emotion, the station was forced to play Jason Aldean’s Try That in A Small Town while he recovered.

“These people call themselves Democrats,” Trump told the station after normal coverage resumed.

“They pretend that ordinary voters know what’s best for them, better than my billionaire donors do? And that my friends, is communism. Plain and simple.”

A spokesman for the Harris campaign said “Our thoughts and prayers are with him and his family at this difficult time and we sincerely hope he makes a full recovery in time for his sentencing hearing”.