Biden: Anyone Who Admires Putin, Must Really Love Hitler

“Putin is the son Adolf Hitler would have loved to have had,” President Biden said today, “right down to the mass stealing of children. So if you ‘admire’ Putin, it stands to reason you must love Hitler. And if you love Hitler, you must despise Americans who fought for their country against him? And if you despise Americans who fought for their country, you must think they’re ‘losers and suckers’. And if all that’s true, you self evidently can’t be trusted to lead America.”

“I think a word of caution against drinking bleach is called for, at this point,” the President continued, “drinking bleach has many, many negative side effects and if you admire Putin and you continue drinking bleach, then maybe it’s having an effect on what you think? It may even lead you to claim you’ve been endorsed by fictional characters like Hannibal Lecter?”

Mr Biden finished by saying he’d ask Dr Fauci to check up on the former guy if he thought he’d let him in but he understands he’s binge-eating Ozempic by the handful.