“If They Can Try Me In Front Of A Jury They Can Do It To You” – Trump

Convicted Felon Donald Trump (CFDT) says his guilty verdict proves “America has become a socialist dictatorship where I can be put on trial, just like anyone else!”

“Remember,” he warned in a chilling speech, “this is exactly how Hitler – who by the way did some good things – got started? Like Mike Johnson says, we need our institutions to be respected. You can’t undermine them whenever you like, just to suit your own political agenda.”

“I’m very concerned about the way our once great country’s going,” CFDT added, “because if things keep going like this, I’m going to have to add us to my list of shithole countries?”