Police Reject Candidate Who Isn’t Turned On By Corpse Pics

Leaked documents have revealed Hendon Police College was forced to reject a candidate, after a last minute check revealed he was unable to become aroused by ‘snuff porn’.

A report by His Majesty’s Inspectorate Of Constabulary And Fire & Rescue Services, warns that “increasingly, people like this are slipping through our fingers?” The report also said members would refuse to work alongside anyone who wouldn’t share pictures of dead people because “It’s one of the perks of the job, isn’t it?”

Speaking off the record, the head of the college said that for his part, he could never accept a candidate who suffers from what, under the circumstances, he could only assume was a case of erectile dysfunction.