Prince Andrew Swears He Won’t Be A ‘Handsy’ Santa This Christmas

Prince Andrew who will again be playing Santa for the Royal Family this Christmas, has assured everyone that whatever else certain people may say, he definitely won’t be ‘handsy’ this year.

“This is not business as usual,” his message said, “although I will be wearing my Falklands campaign medal and my Royal Navy Good Conduct medal because I feel tradition is particularly important at this time of year.”

In a private message sent to the wide circle of royal guests who will be attending this year’s celebrations, the prince stressed he had “never” been a handsy Santa with visitors, as ‘certain people living overseas’ may have suggested.

“I was always known as ‘randy Andy’, he reminded them, not ‘handsy Andy’”.