Sick Joke To Send Harmless White Powder To Donald Jr’s Florida Home

Donald Trump has complained that the white powder his son Donald Trump Jr. was sent in the mail, “was not cocaine?”

“There is something very wrong with anyone who would pull a stunt like this? It’s not done. You send cocaine or you don’t send anything, ok?”

“America is at a crossroads,” he said, “the very fabric of our Christian society is under daily attack. And you need a clear head to fight those who want to destroy our way of life. Above all, you need purity? Medical grade purity. To keep you on your toes? So no more stunts please. No more useless white powder.“

Trump later claimed ‘fake news media’ were describing the powder as ‘unidentified’.

“But I already told them it was non-cocaine white powder? Everyone knows white powder only comes into two categories: cocaine white powder and non-cocaine white powder!”