Man At Movies By Himself Horrified To Discover His Own Penis Inside Popcorn Box

A man who went to the movies by himself last night, has told of his shock at discovering his own penis inside his popcorn box. The man said at first everything had been going just fine. “I was watching the movie and eating my popcorn and enjoying myself. But then something didn’t seem quite right.”

“As I finished the top layer of kernels, I felt something was in the way? So I took a closer look and that’s when I let out a scream and threw the box into the air, covering myself in popcorn?”

The man later said he shouted “What kind of a sick person does that!” before storming out of the cinema.